Hey guys,

Just a quick post to say that i am now officially LORD Dave King. One step closer to being an actual “King” of the offline word. Won’t tell you how i got the official title but damn it’s a good feeling to be able to write “Lord David King” all over the place.

I love power!

Speak soon my fellow peasants!

-Lord Dave King

P.S. You can just buy a Lorship on the net nowadays. But it is damn fun writing it all over the place and telling your friends. Only costs $20.00 or so i believe!

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