Jealous GF Opener (Style)

This is an opener I made up and have been using. It is FIELD TESTED so MANY times. And, IMHO, it is gold. Why is it gold? Because not only does it open but, for newbies here, it gets the girls talking for a good ten minutes. I love this opener, and it almost pains me to set it

loose on the world. But at the same time if something is good and effective, it pains me not to share it here. So please, the T&T section has been pretty weak these days: share what’s working for you!

Anyway, the Jealous Girlfriend Opener works best in groups with more than one woman. And, people like Rio should especially LOVE this, because not only does it open, but it screens. You will quickly see by the responses who in this group you want to avoid.

You: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I’m trying to give my friend over there advice, but we’re just a bunch of guys and not qualified to comment on these matters.

Her/Them: What?

You: Okay, see Wing over there. Well, he has been dating a girl for three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is a two part question. So, imagine you’ve been dating someone for three months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from college. How do you feel about that?

Her/Them: Blah blah blah are they just friends blah blah blah

You: Yes, they’re JUST friends. There’s nothing else going on. They talk like once a week at most.

Her/Them: I think it’s fine/I don’t think they should be talking/whatever

You: Okay, now let’s say that he has a drawer in his apartment. And in that drawer he keeps all of his old photographs and letters. Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex’es and some of the photographs happen to be with ex’s.

Her/Them: Blah blah blah concerned comment blah blah question

You: It’s not like he ever looks at them. They are just there, like old souvenirs and memories of his past.

Her/Them: I think it’s fine/I think he should put them away in a closet/He should destroy them/whatever

You: Okay, the reason I’m asking is because WING’s girlfriend says doesn’t want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants him to cut it off completely. And she wants him to destroy all of his old photos and letters from ex’s. She says it’s just holding onto the past, and he should let go of it now. Personally, I thought it was extreme and a bit insecure. But what do I know. I’m a guy. And, as we all know, guys think differently from girls…

From here, you can transition into Maddash’s Romance Novel routine (puascripts.com) if you want or the opener about how men and women think differently.

It’s a great opener because:

A. Women love talking about relationships.

B. You can neg (deflate their value) them when they get all excited to talk about it and say things like, “Oh my God, it’s like the View here” (great line to use anyway). It can last a good 15 minutes as they all chime in. (If guys are there, I usually say, “What the hell, let’s get your opinion too.”). You screen out the jealous psychos who think your friend should not talk to his ex and destroy his old photos. You’d be surprised how much the answers tell you about the girls in the set.

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