A few funny pick-up lines i’ve heard over the last few months. Some work, most don’t. Use at your own risk (although I wouldn’t recommend it) but read through them nonetheless for a good laugh. Make sure you read to the end for a funny response a guy gets from requesting a woman’s number.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

You know what would look good on you? Me.

I’m blind. Can I read your T-Shirt in brail?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Can I buy you a drink? Or would you just prefer the money?

I’m feeling a little off today. Want to turn me on?

Did you know, the body is made up of 90% water. And i’m thirsty…

Finally, this is brilliant:

Man: Can I get your number?
Woman: My number? Which one do you want?
Man: How many numbers you got?
Woman: Oh, I got numbers comin’ outta my ears. For instance: ten.
Man: Ten?
Woman: Yeah. That’s how many months old my baby girl is.
Man: You got a little girl?
Woman: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How ’bout this for a number? Six. That’s how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I’ve been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my back account. 850-3943. That’s my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I’m guessing zero is the number of times you’re gonna call it!

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