I’ve been laughing for the last 10 minutes but am actually a bit scared too! I just received the weirdest spam email! Just had to post this! I’m still laughing and deciding when I should buy my gay slaves! Read on…

The email:

“Black market is online again!

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive Lolita

galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and receive a portable rocket-launcher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.”

Brilliant! I guess I’ll start ordering now then! I did a bit of research and found out that actually this email has been circulating for some time now. Damn. Thought I was special.

Anyways, for all of you that enjoy some fun, email the dude back at: stemurphy@juno.com

Good luck buying your “air to air rockets”!

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